Grabiquity

And it's only $14,615!

Found this amazing specimen featured in Delta's inflight magazine.  Must get the print ad scanned, but in meantime check out the ROM.  Still skeptical?  See testimonial from Unidentified Accident Victim.  Hate to say it, guys, but you've got way more than THREE BIG MARKETING PROBLEMS.

Notes from today

• "New Slang" is one of my favorite songs but I don't know the words.
• Comcast employs one pleasant, capable employee.  He fixed broken Internet.
• "Waitress" has some truly great scenes.
• WTF was Dale Chihuly doing at Helly Hanson today?  HH is described as "Norway based producer of high quality, protective, technical gear for survival, work & sport since 1877." 
• Saw a dirth of FormalShorts today at mall.  Those short, tailored, cuffed short shorts.  When will they go away?
• I have a pass to the SIFF Secret Film Festival.  A month of fun Sundays.
• Federal ID photographs get uglier over time.
• I am reading "Special Topics in Calamity Physics" by Marisha Pessl & I want to know how to pronounce author's last name.
• Postage stamps say "Forever" on them now, meaning they will hold their value longer than I will.
• Starting quest on Monday to get canned Talking Rain added to 2nd floor vending machine lineup.  Please contact me if you are interested in sponsoring a leg of this journey.